Wow! Acupuncture May Beat Morphine

Acupuncture has been recognised by the World Health Organisation since 1996 as a safe and effective treatment for a range of complaints, including pain and discomfort. Unfortunately, its use in a hospital setting, where patients usually must take whatever treatment they can get, is still very rare, but an amazing new study in the American Journal of Emergency Medicine will hopefully change more attitudes towards the practice.

Titled “Acupuncture vs intravenous morphine in the management of acute pain in the ED,” the study was performed over a 1-year period in the Fattouma Bourguiba University Hospital in Tunisia. Three hundred patients presenting to the emergency department were included, with 150 in the acupuncture group and 150 in the morphine group used as a control. The only significant difference between the two was that there were more abdominal pain cases in the morphine group, and more lower back pain cases in the acupuncture group. Otherwise, age, sex and other health problems were similar. What else was significant? The results! The acupuncture group had a 92% success rate, compared to the 78% success rate in the morphine group. Average resolution time was 16 minutes in the acupuncture group, against 28 minutes for those receiving morphine; both this and the success rate difference were clinically significant. This means that the acupuncture was responsible for the superior effects. From the 5-minute point, the acupuncture group reported a clinically significant, greater drop in pain scores, which lasted for the entire study period of one hour. Heart rate, breathing, blood pressure and blood oxygen levels were not significantly affected in either group. However, there was still a more than noticeable difference in side effects. The morphine group reported a total of 85 negative side effects, with the vast majority of these being dizziness, nausea and vomiting. Only 4 negative effects were reported in the acupuncture group; 3 of these were needle breakage and 1 was a patient fainting (four fainted in the morphine group). The conclusion to this study was that acupuncture is safer and at least as effective as intravenous morphine; it can be used to control acute pain in those presenting to emergency departments; and more research should be conducted on international populations to strengthen the evidence base. That's not all! The World Health Organisation reports that a number of other studies have shown acupuncture to be effective for pain, among other symptoms, in a range of conditions from ulcerative colitis to tennis elbow to rheumatoid arthritis and neck pain - with little to no side effects. It's no surprise that acupuncturists are now practising as registered health professionals in Australia.  On the other hand, it is estimated that 69,000 people die every year from opioid overdose, so it makes sense to also study the use of acupuncture as a replacement for chronic opioid use. Opioids can cause respiratory depression.

In my experience, acupuncture is no more painful than getting your eyebrows waxed, and once saved a day of flash mobbing from being ruined. This is one of the three performances on YouTube; I'm on one of the ends and was wearing a light purple flower. Compare this to the results you get from searching "after morphine"(I may have just wasted one hour of your time); it seems that one side effect that the researchers did not mention was "embarrassing video uploaded to the internet".